Here's another reason why I don't like locals falling for foreigners...

I know I haven't blog for the past 2 weeks, so I'm going to try and cut it really short because it wasn't that interesting after all.

• Wanted to blog about "The Emphasis is the Legs", but then I thought the title kinda gave away a lot about what I was going to say, so I decided to pass.

•  Attended my sister's wedding registration, followed by eating in Marriott, which explains why I didn't go to the grand class celebration in Wei Hao's house. Edwin kept mocking me, saying "It's just a wedding registration only what... Don't tell me you're going to stand there and go "Wow... she's signing the paper...", which explains why I  got fed up and started assaulting him.

• I did a little survey on how people would react when I told them I plan on backpacking around PJ for half a year (because I'm just plain broke to backpack anywhere outside the country). All of them laughed and thought I was crazy, except for Horace, who somehow didn't get the joke.
  

• Got really upset when my audit paper came back, because I sacrificed sleep in order to study for mock. That bas*ard Lobak dared to complain, saying he's "worried" because he only got 65 marks... So emo I almost jumped in front of a 4 x 4. Told the guy selling vegetarian food in the medan, and he just said a few words of comfort. Lol. Li San's way of consoling people is by comparing she's much worse than them, so they shouldn't worry about their problem. -__-

• Horace and his general answers made me laugh during Audit class.

          Me: Do you know where is the house?
          Horace: Yeah. It's... there. You know... there.
          Me: Oh really? How do you get into the house?
          Horace: Through the door.

          ROFL.

• Got F7 results back. Surprised to find a passing mark, considering I only did 3 questions. One of the contributing factors was that I was distracted by a pair of legs during the entire exam. o_O Siew Fai was also surprised to find his paper coming back (you can read that on his blog). Took Gan's F7, F8 and enrollment form on his behalf. I plan on burning all of it tomorrow. >=(

• Noticed that Bak Chen is always so close to Li San. I'm so convinced that there's something more to it than meets the eye, that I started spreading rumours, and even dreamt about both of them. LOL.
  

You see, i am a chinese dude...from my early age till now, i had been taught to clean my a$$ with water after ban sai and wipe it dry with tissues. For me this is hygenic..no matter how you clean your a$$ with tissues, the shit smell and stain will still be there.

for the past 10 years, i mostly dated malay girls and this is because i am pretty much like a malay compare to chinese. Malay chicks much hygenic, well shave and well groom.

lately i realize i need to settle down and stop fooling around and so i met a lady, chinese lady la...very young...7 years younger than me la. after a while i try to cope with this chinese shitty stuffs like visit her parents and do this lantern shit eat kuih bulan (taste like shit more than bulan, dun lie..i know how shit taste like).

one day we decided to have sex. as usual 69 come first after foreplay...my god before my mouth come close to her kerang (siham), i bounch back immediately cause got this very heavy expired shit smell...so this biatch must be cleaning her ass with tissues nia...

i wanna break up with her liao cause i cannot tahan this chinese way of cleaning a$$, for me must use water to remove stain and smell!! can't deny she been very nice to me, breaking up with her over a$$-cleaning-methodology is just so lame. but i love 69 and i hate shit smell!!

To you all chinese biatches out there, clean your a$$ with water and wipe it dry with tissues la...

I'm starting to like this Lowyat website la... First the "Outside" game, then the hantu touch this one guy's tummy and now this.

    Here's the irony. Yee Soon wants me to teach him how to study, and yet he keeps making remarks about me and Siew Fai (being a couple). And what's worse, the rest of the guys are following suit. This is why I believe in karma when he lost his *ahem ahem* while sleeping in class.

    But what I found out recently was even more shocking. He made a remark that I give very good love advice. When I looked back at my previous posts, I really don't find so. Perhaps I realize something that they weren't able to see or thought about this issues thoroughly.

    So I'll just write something simple about romance... and... I dunno. I'll just go with the flow, I guess.

    I really envy girls a lot, and the part I'm most jealous about them is not attraction (girls have better attributes in that, but guys can have it too. namely money. =X) but their intuition. It's almost like having spider senses, and they can avoid danger when necessary. You'll see what I mean later.

    When a guy likes a girl (prob due to this "attraction" factor), guys are very bad at hiding it. They stop acting like themselves. They start doing weird things. They get distracted easily. So for example, if it was Siew Fai, I can tell the symptoms within 2 weeks. For any other guy, probably a month. But if you ask Li San or Su Yi, they can catch on faster than me, and for the girl who's being chased, knows instantly.

    So... great, now the girl knows! What will happen? For a girl, it's simple for her to reject him instantly. And he can't deny it because he's just so damn obvious. The guy will be pissed for a while by her approach, but it's for the better of the human race. WHAT WOULD REALLY SUCK is if she continues to lead you on, or rather ignore the signs... After all, the guy's trying to lure the girl's heart. She has nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

    Now let's try reverse role. For one, for the girl to be chasing after the guy, she'll have to either desperate or ultimately lovestrucked by the guy (looks, charisma or wallet). In normal circumstances, she wouldn't admit it and you can't force her into confessing (that's just not how things roll). Plus you don't want to sound like a complete perasan case ("Oh I know you're in love with me", and she gives you the blur look), so you really can't do anything about it. You may assume that you're leading her on, but like I said earlier, the girl really has nothing to lose. Once she finds out you're not interested, she'll stop latching. (but I can't really say the same applies with the reverse...)

    Of course, being in a relationship is all about loving each other, and not bertepuk sebelah tangan aje. The solution? Give yourself 1 month before confessing. If you're sure you're still interested in her, then it isn't lust. Guys will still have to confess first (it's called chivalry, i guess), and girls will accept or reject. It sucks to be rejected, but hey, at least you're not taken for a joy ride.