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October 21 Fishermen who brag Have you ever heard of fishermen who brag about how big their catch is? Like they're just elaborating the size of their catch, or just simply bragging their brilliant technique into catching these fishes? I'm quite sick of it, even though I never really know whether they're telling their truth or not (rather, i'll just give them the benefit of the doubt), but the real issue is when they turn out to be my friend. Before I make anyone excited (or offended, depending who reads this), I'm referring to my primary school friends. When we were still young, we definitely never talked about it. But after years not contacting one another, the first thing that comes to our mind would be asking whether they got a partner or not (mainly because it excites them talking about it, not because all guys are shallow and narrow-minded). Apparently, the trend is NOT to have a partner, but instead it's a matter of how many of these girls have you dated. They would tell you how "beautiful" their "catch" was, and how easy it is to set the "bait" and soon enough these "fishes" will be "caught". And when I tell them that I don't have a girlfriend (which means I haven't dated a few either), these "fishermen" would tell you how you should always "catch" the easy one first. It's like telling me to "catch" the "fish" with one "fin" only... -__- Anyway, I met up with one guy from primary school recently, and he was telling me how you should treat the girl, then the girl would only see you as a prospect boyfriend, which was followed by a series of his colorful experience with college girls and even a Thai masseuse. O_O So today, I thought it would be okay for me and my female classmate to sit next to him so that we can revise. Next thing I know, he's trying to work his magic on her. I got really worried, because technically I just handed my classmate on a silver platter to a hungry "wolf"... O_O Anyway, if that was the way he "catches" his "fishes", I would be absolutely convinced that he's lying. The way he was looking at my classmate... was just downright perverted. =( Comments (1)
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